I used to contribute regularly on a forum and we discussed christianese. Some of some of the christianese phrases Touch five people and say…….” Backbenched! Can I get a witness Can somebody give me an AMEN Ahhhhhhh I wish I had a church that could………………. Y’all not hearing me! I’m preaching so good today im [...]
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Do you have some Christianese phrases?
Posted: June 4, 2009 in HumourTags: bible, Christ, Christian, Christianese, Christianity, Doctrine, Faith, God, gospel, Holy Spirit, Jesus, Jesus Christ, religion, sin, Theology
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How to speak ‘Christianese’
Posted: June 3, 2009 in HumourTags: bible, Christ, Christian, Christianese, Christianity, Doctrine, Faith, God, gospel, Holy Spirit, Jesus, Jesus Christ, religion, sin, Theology
I saw this on the internet and had to confess that I was guilty of some of these. Have you? Take a read: Like most groups, Christians have a specialized language and terminology for those who are truly “in the know”. Don’t be an outsider! Learn these special deeply meaningful Christianese terms and phrases so you, too, [...]
Junglist Massive – Church Style
Posted: December 23, 2008 in Humour, MusicTags: Christ, Christian, Christianity, church, cross, Doctrine, drum and bass, Faith, God, Holy Spirit, Jesus, Jesus Christ, junglist, Music, pastor, Preaching, religion
According to United By One A series of online videos showing Christians caught in the ‘spirit’ ‘dancing to drum & bass’ have upset a number of believers. The Baptazia videos from the Super Sunday series posted on YouTube by UK’s ‘Airloaf’ synch drum & bass / Jungle music with footage of church services. Clips mainly show [...]
And Now For Something Completely Different…
Posted: August 8, 2008 in HumourTags: Christ, Christian, Christianity, cross, Doctrine, Faith, God, gratefulness, gratitude, Holy Spirit, Jesus, Jesus Christ, religion, Theology, where the hell is matt
I saw this video and for some reason it made me just stop and think and it also made me chuckle. Have a watch Maybe its just me and maybe I think too deep sometimes, but I watched it and thought how good God was that he could allow Matt to have this fun in [...]
Pulpit Pimping for Dummies
Posted: March 27, 2008 in False Doctrine, False Teachers, HumourTags: apologetics, Benny Hinn, bible, Christ, Christ-Centered, Christian, Christianity, confession, Copeland, Creflo Dollar, cross, Death, deconstruction, Doctrine, Eddie Long, Faith, False Doctrine, false hope, False Teachers, Gary Hawkins, gloria copeland, God, gospel, greed, Holy Spirit, hope, Jesse Duplantis, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Joel Osteen, John Francis, John K Jenkins, Ken Copeland, Kenneth copeland, Man-Centered, Music, Osteen, Paula White, peter popoff, pimp, pimping, positive confession, prosperity gospel, randy white, relativism, religion, Salvation, Scripture, signs, signs and wonders, sin, Steve Munsey, t d jake, T D Jakes, TBN, TD Jakes, The Bible, the copelands, The Gospel, Theology, Theology and Doctrine, tithe, tithing, word of faith, word of faith movement
Courtesy of Bro Melvin of Pulpit Pimps, this is the new publication from P.I.M.P Ministries that we have all been waiting for. Click on the thumbnail image to get a look at the new book, “Pulpit Pimping for Dummies [Third edition] from P.I.M.P Temple Press. Take your ministry to the next level. Walk in divine [...]
A Week of Humour – Day 7½: The Master Pastor
Posted: March 9, 2008 in False Teachers, HumourTags: Christ, Christian, Christianity, cross, Doctrine, Faith, God, Holy Spirit, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Man-Centered, pastor, Preaching, religion, Theology
OK, there’s one more courtesy of Sicarii The Master Pastor The Master Pastor represents all faiths and one God. Even the devil loves this kind of religion! Is this going to save the world? Related Posts: A Week of Humour – Day 1: Prosperity Praise A Week Of Humour – Day 2: Me Church A [...]
A Week of Humour – Day 7: Real Preachers of Genius – Mr. Really Bad Preacher
Posted: March 8, 2008 in HumourTags: Christ, Christian, Christianity, cross, Doctrine, Faith, God, Holy Spirit, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Man-Centered, pastor, Preaching, religion, Theology
Real Preachers of Genius – Mr. Really Bad Preacher HT: Reformation Nation Well there you have it. I hope you have enjoyed this week of humour but as funny as these sketches are, they all have some truth in them. I pray that churches will seek to recover the gospel which is so missing today [...]
A Week of Humour – Day 6: Real Preachers of Genius: Mr. Seeker Sensitive Mega-Church Pastor
Posted: March 7, 2008 in False Doctrine, False Teachers, HumourTags: Christ, Christ-Centered, Christian, Christianity, cross, Doctrine, Faith, God, Holy Spirit, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Man-Centered, megachurch, pastor, prosperity gospel, religion, seeker friendly, seeker sensitive, The Gospel, Theology, word of faith, word of faith movement
Real Preachers of Genius: Mr. Seeker Sensitive Mega-Church Pastor Tired of the gimmicks… and the hawaiian shirts in church? The “me-centered” gospel is bringing in the people, but where does it lead to? There must be something more! HT: Reformation Nation Related Posts: A Week of Humour – Day 1: Prosperity Praise A Week Of [...]
A Week of Humour – Day 5: Smoker’s Church
Posted: March 6, 2008 in HumourTags: Christ, Christ-Centered, Christian, Christianity, cross, Doctrine, Faith, God, Holy Spirit, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Man-Centered, prosperity gospel, religion, seeker friendly, smokers, smoking, The Gospel, Theology
Smoker’s Church No more smoking on the steps – this church has a smoker’s room. Now grateful smokers can come to church and stay… just as they are. This skit exposes the ridiculous things churches are doing to get people in the doors. Wonder why Jesus never thought of it? HT: Reformation Nation Related Post: [...]
A Week of Humour – Day 4: The Drive-Through Church
Posted: March 5, 2008 in HumourTags: childrens ministry, Christ, Christian, Christianity, confessions, cross, Doctrine, drive thru, Drive-through, Faith, God, healing, Holy Spirit, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Man-Centered, new testament, old testament, religion, repentance, Salvation, seeker sensitive, seeker sensitive church, sin, small group, Theology, veggie tales
The Drive-through church (I love this one) This is a picture of the modern day ‘feed me’ church mentality HT: Reformation Nation Related Posts: A Week of Humour – Day 1: Prosperity Praise A Week Of Humour – Day 2: Me Church A Week Of Humour – Day 3: Me Worship for the ‘Me’ Church [...]
