Posted in Humour, tagged bible, Christ, Christian, Christianese, Christianity, Doctrine, Faith, God, gospel, Holy Spirit, Jesus, Jesus Christ, religion, sin, Theology on June 4, 2009 | 10 Comments »
I used to contribute regularly on a forum and we discussed christianese. Some of some of the christianese phrases
Touch five people and say…….”
Backbenched!
Can I get a witness
Can somebody give me an AMEN
Ahhhhhhh I wish I had a church that could……………….
Y’all not hearing me!
I’m preaching so good today im gonna have to get my own tape.
Turn [...]
Posted in Humour, tagged bible, Christ, Christian, Christianese, Christianity, Doctrine, Faith, God, gospel, Holy Spirit, Jesus, Jesus Christ, religion, sin, Theology on June 3, 2009 | 6 Comments »
I saw this on the internet and had to confess that I was guilty of some of these. Have you? Take a read:
Like most groups, Christians have a specialized language and terminology for those who are truly “in the know”. Don’t be an outsider! Learn these special deeply meaningful Christianese terms and phrases so you, too, can [...]
Posted in Humour, Music, tagged Christ, Christian, Christianity, church, cross, Doctrine, drum and bass, Faith, God, Holy Spirit, Jesus, Jesus Christ, junglist, Music, pastor, Preaching, religion on December 23, 2008 | 3 Comments »
According to United By One
A series of online videos showing Christians caught in the ‘spirit’ ‘dancing to drum & bass’ have upset a number of believers.
The Baptazia videos from the Super Sunday series posted on YouTube by UK’s ‘Airloaf’ synch drum & bass / Jungle music with footage of church services.
Clips mainly show Black Christians caught [...]
Posted in Humour, tagged Christ, Christian, Christianity, cross, Doctrine, Faith, God, gratefulness, gratitude, Holy Spirit, Jesus, Jesus Christ, religion, Theology, where the hell is matt on August 8, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I saw this video and for some reason it made me just stop and think and it also made me chuckle. Have a watch
Maybe its just me and maybe I think too deep sometimes, but I watched it and thought how good God was that he could allow Matt to have this fun in [...]
Posted in False Doctrine, False Teachers, Humour, tagged apologetics, Benny Hinn, bible, Christ, Christ-Centered, Christian, Christianity, confession, Copeland, Creflo Dollar, cross, Death, deconstruction, Doctrine, Eddie Long, Faith, False Doctrine, false hope, False Teachers, Gary Hawkins, gloria copeland, God, gospel, greed, Holy Spirit, hope, Jesse Duplantis, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Joel Osteen, John Francis, John K Jenkins, Ken Copeland, Kenneth copeland, Man-Centered, Music, Osteen, Paula White, peter popoff, pimp, pimping, positive confession, prosperity gospel, randy white, relativism, religion, Salvation, Scripture, signs, signs and wonders, sin, Steve Munsey, t d jake, T D Jakes, TBN, TD Jakes, The Bible, the copelands, The Gospel, Theology, Theology and Doctrine, tithe, tithing, word of faith, word of faith movement on March 27, 2008 | 22 Comments »
Courtesy of Bro Melvin of Pulpit Pimps, this is the new publication from P.I.M.P Ministries that we have all been waiting for. Click on the thumbnail image to get a look at the new book, “Pulpit Pimping for Dummies [Third edition] from P.I.M.P Temple Press.
Take your ministry to the next level. Walk in divine prosperity. [...]
Posted in False Teachers, Humour, tagged Christ, Christian, Christianity, cross, Doctrine, Faith, God, Holy Spirit, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Man-Centered, pastor, Preaching, religion, Theology on March 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
OK, there’s one more courtesy of Sicarii
The Master Pastor
The Master Pastor represents all faiths and one God. Even the devil loves this kind of religion! Is this going to save the world?
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Posted in Humour, tagged Christ, Christian, Christianity, cross, Doctrine, Faith, God, Holy Spirit, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Man-Centered, pastor, Preaching, religion, Theology on March 8, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Real Preachers of Genius – Mr. Really Bad Preacher
HT: Reformation Nation
Well there you have it. I hope you have enjoyed this week of humour but as funny as these sketches are, they all have some truth in them. I pray that churches will seek to recover the gospel which is so [...]
Posted in False Doctrine, False Teachers, Humour, tagged Christ, Christ-Centered, Christian, Christianity, cross, Doctrine, Faith, God, Holy Spirit, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Man-Centered, megachurch, pastor, prosperity gospel, religion, seeker friendly, seeker sensitive, The Gospel, Theology, word of faith, word of faith movement on March 7, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Real Preachers of Genius: Mr. Seeker Sensitive Mega-Church Pastor
Tired of the gimmicks… and the hawaiian shirts in church? The “me-centered” gospel is bringing in the people, but where does it lead to? There must be something more!
HT: Reformation Nation
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Posted in Humour, tagged Christ, Christ-Centered, Christian, Christianity, cross, Doctrine, Faith, God, Holy Spirit, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Man-Centered, prosperity gospel, religion, seeker friendly, smokers, smoking, The Gospel, Theology on March 6, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Smoker’s Church
No more smoking on the steps – this church has a smoker’s room. Now grateful smokers can come to church and stay… just as they are. This skit exposes the ridiculous things churches are doing to get people in the doors. Wonder why Jesus never thought of it?
HT: Reformation Nation
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Posted in Humour, tagged childrens ministry, Christ, Christian, Christianity, confessions, cross, Doctrine, drive thru, Drive-through, Faith, God, healing, Holy Spirit, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Man-Centered, new testament, old testament, religion, repentance, Salvation, seeker sensitive, seeker sensitive church, sin, small group, Theology, veggie tales on March 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The Drive-through church (I love this one)
This is a picture of the modern day ‘feed me’ church mentality
HT: Reformation Nation
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